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Mom-to-Mom Mondays - So this is love...

Order Diflucan, Yesterday afternoon, Jeremy brought me the cup of coffee and homemade (by him) chocolate chip cookie pictured above to snack in bed after my nap. It was a very loving gesture, don't you think. ;)

I've been thinking about our marriage a lot lately, Diflucan natural, probably due to the fact that everywhere I turn, someone is trying to shove something heart-shaped in my face mouth. Purchase Diflucan online no prescription, And I recalled a conversation I had with Jeremy a few weeks ago along the lines of me feeling like I'm constantly talking to a brick wall ("Hello. Hello. Anyone copy?") Anyway, we resolved the issue, and he sent me the following article that I hope you will enjoy, and perhaps apply where needed ;)

Marital Deafness

Being married is a lot like being deaf, Order Diflucan. If you hear the same person talking day-after-day, you literally lose the ability to hear what that person is saying, no prescription Diflucan online. I will give you two examples from my own life. Both are true. Diflucan pics, This one happened last week:

Shelly: Do you want some carrot cake?

Me: Hurricane. What hurricane?

Order Diflucan, In that particular case, we eventually got to the bottom of it, but only because Shelly needed an answer. I estimate that half of the time she says lamp, I hear doorknob, and it doesn't really matter so we go on with our lives, order Diflucan online c.o.d. I might spend a few seconds confused about the larger point, but I shake it off.

Within a day of the carrot cake incident, Low dose Diflucan, I made an offhand comment to Shelly to the effect that she might enjoy a certain sport. That conversation went like this:

Me: That's your new game, honey.

Shelly: What did you call me?

Me: (slower and louder) I SAID, "THAT'S YOUR NEW GAME, Diflucan schedule, HONEY."

Shelly: Oh. I thought you called me Jimmy Bean

Me:  Why would I call you Jimmy Dean

Shelly: Not Dean, Diflucan mg, Bean. Jimmy Bean.

Me: Why would I call you Jimmy Bean?

Shelly: That's what I wondered too.

Me: No, I said, "That's your new game, honey."

Shelly: What's my new game?

Me: I forget.

As I'm sure you've learned,  it's impossible to speak to a spouse if he or she is near running water, or using power equipment, or concentrating on something else, or eating something crunchy, or wondering if the squeak in the distance is the cat dying, or there is a child within a hundred yards, Order Diflucan. Amazingly, that covers 90% of every conversation you might attempt at home.

Recently I discovered that spouses, like computers, Diflucan description, must be booted up before they can hear what you say.  Try walking into a room where your spouse is otherwise engaged and simply launch into your statement or question. Notice that your first sentence doesn't count. Order Diflucan from United States pharmacy, That might go like this.

You: I think the ice maker isn't working.

Spouse: What?

In that example, the spouse had not yet booted into listening mode. You can solve this problem with what I call the boot up tone. Order Diflucan, It is a sound that serves no function except to say, "Shift to listening mode." I highly recommend that you use your spouse's first name as your boot up tone. People are programmed to hear their own names even when they won't notice other background noise, japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal. And I recommend speaking in the key of F, even if that isn't your normal range, Buy Diflucan no prescription, because it's a great tone for penetrating background noise. It's also a good idea to stretch out your spouse's name a bit. I turn Shelly into She-e-e-e-e-lly. Try it at home, Order Diflucan. It works, herbal Diflucan. But use your own spouse's name.

I have the added disadvantage of being a serial mumbler. In my head, Buy Diflucan without prescription, everything I say is clear and loud, sort of like Prince Charles. But I have been told that my actual sound is more like a corpse farting in a rolled up carpet. Order Diflucan,  My semi-solution for that is to trick people into reading my lips while I talk. Even people who are not expert lip readers can get some extra comprehension from seeing mouths move, where to buy Diflucan.

My method, which I share with you today, is to first get eye contact. If you are at home, start with your boot up tone. If that doesn't get you the eye contact you need, try a scary opening phrase such as "I didn't want to tell you this..." Anyone will give you eye contact after you use that phrase, even if you mumble it.

Once I have tricked Shelly into giving me eye contact, I quickly stand on my tiptoes so my lips are where my eyes once had been then blurt out my message. The only downside is that I will later have to explain, maybe several times, why I opened with "I didn't want to tell you this." I usually handle that by eating potato chips and standing near running water.

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3 Responses to “Order Diflucan”

Melinda Says:

Wow Jen, just wow. By the ways, the chocolate chip cookie looks delicious. :-D Pass a hello to my nephews and niece for me!!!!! ;-)

janet Says:

Nice job Jeremy, on being a hubby and on the cookie!
I know the brick wall feeling! It seems more apparent now than it did a few years ago :P.

Yau-Kwan Says:

It works from husband to wives as well, so i will try that trick. Bring on the potato chips!

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